Barab Pahn T- shirt


Phonetics: baw-rob pawn. 

Literal meaning: Empty thing, useless stress, unfounded information, nonsense.

Used daily to discount any situation someone else is making a big deal out of. Most popular among dads, as a response to their teens’ excessive drama.

Teen cries: “If I don’t get into UCLA, my life will be ruined!”

Father’s response, with zero emotion: “Barab pahn, you’ll just take over my business.”

SHIPPING TIME: T-shirts are custom printed for each order. Manufacturing time is 4-5 BUSINESS days (don’t count weekends) plus shipping, 2-5 weekdays depending on the part of the country you’re in. 

NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES ON THE TSHIRTS. Please use the size chart in photos to choose the correct size. THE WOMEN’S CUT T-SHIRTS RUN EXTREMELY SMALL. It is recommended to order one to two sizes larger for the womens’ cut shirts. 

  • 4.5 oz., pre-shrunk 100% Softstyle cotton
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves
  • 1/4 turned
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • 3/4″ seamless colla


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